Pirates VS Ninjas VS Zombies VS Robots
Now here is the situation a battle between Robots, Ninjas, Pirates and Zombies. Now I give my answer straight up and then justify it enjoy.
The Winner would be a tie Between Ninjas and Pirates. Ninjas will rule the land while Pirates will rule the seas.
Now here is my base assumptions:
Zombies are known to either die in water or to stay away from it.
Robot Circuits with fry in water
Ninjas live in remote temples and rely heavily on stealth so most likely won’t go for direct confrontation.
Pirates live on Ships
Zombies have huge numbers but will eventually dwindle down
Robots cannot build more robots but can salvage broken robots. This makes them repairable but not let’s keep building until we win powerful. Salvaged parts eventually wear down and cannot be reused.
Now onto the actual scenario:
Mad scientist Jonathan Coulton unleashes a secret robot army from his secret lab on skullcrusher mountain. Within 12 hours 90% of the population has been killed by the robots who are now patrolling in search of survivors.
Deep in the Mountain region of Japan the Dragon Ninja Temple scouts return with news of the robot uprising. The ninjas initiate their emergency protocol, sealing off the single mountain pass leading to their temple in an effort to protect themselves from the robots. Raiding parties are sent out in the world to destroy robots. Their stealth and cunning proves better than the programming of robots, for every ninja killed ten robots are felled.
At the same time off the coast of Mexico the Black Freighter notices an ongoing battle in the port town they were preparing to pillage. Looking through his telescope the captain of the ship notices the dead rising up and the robots instantly attacking them. The zombies initially ignore the robot threat but as the robots continue to harass them they respond with violence of their own. The Zombies get decimated by the robots but greatly outnumber them eventually only a handful of zombies remain in the town while the robots lay in scraps. The Black Freighter turns back to the open see avoiding the confrontation.
Years go by, the Pirates survive by pillaging towns and their numbers slightly increase when they find pockets of survivors who join their ranks. The Ninjas on the other hand flourish in their remote temple, Their numbers too grow by finding pockets of survivors and they find themselves opening up new temples as their numbers increase. Zombie numbers steadily decrease over the years through confrontation with Pirates,Robots and Ninjas. The few battles where they managed to swell their numbers are not enough to offset the numerous losses they encounter in all encounters. Robot numbers fluctuate the most. They slowly but surely dwindle but every so often they salvage enough pieces to swell their numbers.
Confrontations between pirates and ninjas are few and far between and rarely if ever leave survivors both sides begin to doubt the existence of each other and thus do not seeks confrontation.